Anniversary

Me and the little woman are celebrating our anniversary Wednesday but we have no money this week to get each other gifts, so we're going to celebrate next month, or stretch out the celebrating for two months.  Don't feel bad for us.  We're the ones who got three needy daughters from early 20s down to 7 years old who require our money.  I bought myself some comics books, superhero mugs, and an Incredible Hulk t-shirt.  This was sort of an anniversary gift to myself.  I'm allowed to do that right?  Having college age girls as daughters is a nightmare.  Don't have them.  Its a bad idea.  You want some peace and quiet and a quick makeout session with the Mrs. and in comes a daughter with another apocalyptic scenario.  Just kidding.  Kids are great.  (eyeroll)  This is my second marriage.  This wife is way hotter, way nicer, and did I mention way hotter?  We've have 12 years seperating us, but she's so hot, she still gets confused for someone in her 20s.  She's also a former model, so how's that at winning life?  You get all depressy after divorce, then you start realizing you got a shot at scoring someone who's way better.  Guess God was nice to me, huh?