Got A New Bed

We finally got a new bed.  No more sleeping in a recliner!  I might actually be able to wake up now without being in pain all the time.  When I'm done writing for the night, I would just recline in my chair and sleep there, now I can actually sleep without having to put my "bed" back in place.  Its tough to focus, tough to stay awake, and tough to want to do anything.  I'm trying to drink more coffee to stay awake to make up for all the exhaustion, though I usually do anyway.  There's a lot to do these days, and it seems like time goes by a lot faster than it used to.  I've been hoping to finish reading a bunch of books for my research on a couple of political projects, but I've been awful lazy these days.  I work 50 hours a week and commute 20 hours a week.  Me no have time for no fancy book learnin'.  Incidentially I do seem to get story ideas when I let my beard grow, so I think I might have to unleash my inner Viking or inner Duck Dynasty.  Its crazy, I haven't trimmed the ol' beard in a month and now I'm a literary Samson or something.  And to top it off I asked to borrow, BORROW 80 bucks from my mom and she gave me 1,200.  The question is, who is this person claiming to be my mother, and what did she do with her?